The Sarah Palin Interview and the H-Bomb: What Was She Thinking?

I am so upset at Sarah Palin. During her ABC Interview Sarah let slip her admiration of Senator Hillary Clinton.

Sarah Palin Picture

Sarah: Take an OxyContin and chill out! You’re not supposed to admire Hillary! Sure, you two are gynecological twins (at least according the medical text books). But you so do not want the National Enquirer writing this up as an affair or, perhaps worse, a mere dalliance.

Sarah: It’s time for some constructive criticism. I know McCain’s people haven’t had a lot of time to prepare you for your first national interview. So the two of you didn’t get on the same page about your request for $200 million in federal projects while you were governor. And maybe you two need to decide on what’s the story about the Bridge to No Where. I need a score card to keep track: Now McCain’s saying you DIDN’T support it, but you’re saying you DID support it? I realize that people have a short memory, so please keep this posted on your web site or something so they can find your latest stance. But be careful: People can be mean and they might start calling you something derogatory like a flip-flopper. They’re already calling you that regarding all the colleges you cycled through. Please, God, don’t let me hear that you buy a new moose rifle every year; the press would have a field day with that.

So I realize that you are under a lot of pressure to catch up and learn on the fly. But here are a few things to remember about how different you are from Hillary and how much you do NOT wish that she were running as vice-president.

  1. Hillary is Pro-Choice. Sarah you are against any Choice. Particularly regarding abortion, you are called absolutely NO CHOICE.
  2. Hillary only has one child. You have five.  Hillary’s daughter is grown up and on her own. You have a 5-month old infant with special needs and two young girls still in the house. You’re not the same kind of working mother that Hillary is. But at least Track is out of the house and you probably won’t let Bristol back in, either.
  3. Hillary’s cell phone does not jolt people into ecstasy. Your cell phone does. Cool trick! And according to the video you don’t need to be in a church to make the trick work!
  4. Hillary is a seasoned veteran of politics with strong interests in reforming health care in the United States. You like to hunt moose. Hunting moose makes for a better picture of Sarah Palin than fussing over boring papers to resolve our health care crisis. Repeat to yourself and everyone in earshot, “Moose. I hunt moose.”
  5. Hillary supports gay people by marching in parades. You pray away the gay from parades. I guess they really gum up the runners of your snow mobile after you run them over.
  6. Hillary’s husband had affairs. You’re the one who had the affair. But if they come up with stories of Todd having an affair, rather than just getting his hands dirty in the whole Troopergate scandal, then I guess that makes you even.
  7. Hillary does not use the prayers of witch hunting pastors to win elections. You do.
  8. And then there were all those other interviews on rival network CBS with Katie Couric. Hillary never got that far with Katie Couric!
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1 Comment »

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    marindenver Says:

    OMG, you are funny. I’m looking forward to checking back in for the further Adventures of Sarah.


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