Sarah Palin Tasteless Jokes!

You can’t open a web page without seeing them. Tasteless jokes about Sarah Palin! They’re upsetting me so much, and so many keep coming out every day, that I can’t remember them. Well I don’t think they’re all that funny. I love to tell a good joke and am dying to find good ones about Sarah Palin to tell my friends! Okay, some of my friends have said that I’m not very funny and can’t deliver a joke to save my life, but still I need to keep trying!

If you have any to add — please do! And this is a moderated list, so let’s keep those jokes “G” rated, okay!


Jokes That I Agree With:

Q: Why does Sarah Palin hunt moose?
A: Because you can’t kill a witch with a rifle. See the reference.

Q: Why is Sarah Palin skeptical about Global Warming?
A: Because she knows the world is flat not round.

Q: Why does Sarah Palin want to “pray away the gay”?
A: Don’t you know how difficult it is to rhyme “homosexual”?
[“Go ahead and be cruel, he’s just a homosexual?” is so boring and sounds mean.]

Q: What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and a pitbull?
A: A tanning bed.
[Aren’t you so glad they finally stopped talking about lipstick!]

Q: What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and a pitbull with lipstick?
A: Only one of them looks like Jerry Falwell.
[See the reference in the interview with Rev. Howard Bess.]

Q: What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and a pitbull with lipstick?
A: The pitbull needs to apply lipstick daily, Sarah’s is tattooed.

Who knew that the Republican National Committee could spend $150,000 to field dress a moose?


Jokes That Don’t Make Sense to Me:

Q: What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney?
A: Lipstick.
[Oh, please. No more lipstick jokes! Besides they have more in common than you’d think. Like Sarah and Dick both have had to deal with unmarried daughters giving birth.]

Q: What’s the difference between a Sarah Palin and a pitbull?
A: The pitbill doesn’t try to get it’s ex-brother-in-law fired.
[Of course not. Pitbulls are extremely loyal dogs.]

Q: How can you tell Sarah Palin’s from Alaska?
A: If you ask Sarah Palin what the four seasons are she will tell you that they’re Early Winter, Winter, Late Winter and Road Repair.
[That’s so not true! Alaska also has a spring and summer and fall. And winters up there are getting shorter and shorter and there’s much less snow and ice. Things are really warming up!]

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